Monday, December 29, 2008

I've been tagged!




Finally!! Finally!! Big thanx and a hug to 'My Very Own space', who finally gave in to all the subtle hints ive been dropping at her to tag me. U don believe me? click! and check what she says about me too at the end! *blowing nails uncertainly*
man its hot in here!. [:-)] k anyways. here goes nothing!









1. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it:


a) A scar beside my left eye, caused when my bro tried to stifle me, when I dint move for him to play ‘Brian Lara cricket’.



b) A linear hairless patch on my scalp [13 stitches] caused by my bro pushing me a ‘little’ too strongly when I was riding a tricycle, resulting in me flying at low altitudes and banging my head on the edge where the kitchen wall and the dining room wall met.




c) A long scar on my left elbow which still reminds me of my first and last attempt at riding a bicycle without handlebars. [5th std] Bro dared me to do it.



d) A scar on my right eye brow when my bro challenged me for a race at Kumarakom bird sanctuary park. The objective was to find ‘any’ bird and inform mom and dad bout it, cos everyone was mighty pissed at having given 50 Rs at the entrance to see riotous hordes of crows everywhere. I was the first (obviously) to find some swans, and getting excited, dint see a barbed wire fence on the way. It stabbed my eyebrows, and I was left hanging on to it, swinging like a pendulum. My cold blooded bro came over, stared at me dangling from my eye brows, stared at the sympathetic group of swans a distance away, and started running back shouting, “Amma, Flamingoes! Flamingoes!”





e) And finally when I was a toddler, I fell headfirst into an Indian closet. It hasn’t been officially proved yet whether my bro was responsible or not. But I’m sure. The impostor who was the house surgeon at casualty medical college [my college] that night, managed to convince my dad, it wasn’t necessary to put a stitch, which resulted in a permanent hairless scar above my upper lip. [one of the two reasons why I don’t grow a moustache]. I’m all set to scar some poor kid for life next year. *rubbing hands* *devilish grin*



Yea I’m the stichman! I’m kind of a big deal [:-)] I got stitches all over my body - 47 i think, a lot of them omitted cos my bro’s contribution hasn’t been proven yet. A quarter of them are on my scalp, which is one reason why I won’t get a Gajini cut. The supposed question mark incision to drain the supposed subdural hematoma of aamir khan in Gajini [yea im impressed with me too] will have a lotta deviant incisions making it look more like a lobotomy incision. That would be stupid. Hence no Gajini cut for me!



P.s : I’ve cut my tongue into half too, but that was an absorbing suture which left no scars. Hence I wont explain.



P.s : This is my famous bro.


Well that was what I wish he was. This is really him. Don’t be a pussy! Click!



2. What does your phone look like?

Ooooooh my baby - Sony Ericson k790i. It fell once! , just once! 6 weeks after I bought it. Now most of the time u need to call twice to talk to me, the first call is charged too, nice ehh?



3. What is on the walls of your bedroom?

wait! Lemme count. 73 posters.-1 band poster each of ‘red rain’ and ‘backstreet boys’, 3 demotivational posters and the rest random funny and inspirational stuff I got from the net and printed out, 2 X-rays of my dad from a checkup [1 chest, 1 abdomen – for reference :) ], 2 of my ECG’s that are there to remind me I’m normal, an athletics jersey from school with my name on it, a circular placard of my band that our drummer once made, an original leather whip from Agra, an Inca/Mayan/Aztec (?) mask, 4 Tata Safari magazine ads that I found funny 4 yrs back, a ghost that glows in the dark, 2 Jesus Christ’s from St Xavier’s church Goa [its fashionable], a dart board with three darts at bulls eye, about 50 nightglow stars on the ceiling and walls, a mirror with 4 painted outlines of my hands pasted in paper on it, a large clock, and 2 black wall boards that I made with thermocol with a lotta photographs and other stuff pinned on to it. Yeah that should be it! Im proud! *beaming* And unless you are a real good friend of mine, you are not entering my room.



4. What is your current desktop picture?

An awesome picture of a monkeys red ‘heart shaped’ ass with ‘I’ and ‘U’ on either side.



5. Do you believe in gay marriage?
If both the chicks are hot, hell yeah!!!! :)




6. What do you want more than anything right now?

I got my orange steth for Christmas. That leaves me with just the katana, an external hard disk for all my movies, a refresher course for all the past 4 yrs of med school I wasted, 2 gb ddr1 ram, a converse allstar shoes, and Scrubs all 8 seasons. Bas!



7. What time were you born?

12.14 am. Friday. 11th October 198_






10. Last person who made you cry?


Does myself count? [:-)] Forrest gump in the scene when he talks to jenny on the grave. Or the climax scene of central do brasil. Fuck u! I cried at the sheer beauty of it all. I don’t remember which I watched last though. Both were like 5-6 years back.

11. What is your favorite perfume / cologne?

Lomax Pour Perfume by Lomani for Men. This is the only one I ever used, thanks to one of my bros girlfriends finally having the guts to do something about his 'oh so nice' body odor. And guess wat? He gifted it to me to help me with mine. They split.
I just love Old spice deo’s, and park avenue ‘good morning’ deo.

12. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in the opposite sex?

Hair color – jet black hair which looks oh so nice and dark brown and soft in sunlight,

Eye color – Blue, Turquoise , lightest brown.

13. What are you listening to?

Staind – epiphany. Last song was fur elise. Next song is Jeff Buckley- Hallelujah. Yes Im depressed!


14. Do you get scared of the dark?

Used to till about u.k.g. Everynight I used to sleep under the light till someone came and offed it. But most of the time I wouldn’t sleep cos I was sure someone was spying on me from my bro’s dark room. Then one night after watching some action movie [I cant decide if it was rocky 1 or first blood] , while the credits (with loud dramatic music) was scrolling up on the tv downstairs, I marched bare chest into the dark room, ready to pounce upon anyone hiding there. The beast fled I guess. Then I carried it to the next level and switched my light off too. Been sleeping soundly in the dark ever since. Rocky rocks!


15. Do you like painkillers?

I use disprin occasionally. Its sweet.

16. Are you too shy to ask someone out?

Not at all. If the girl is smart, yes! Very.

17.If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?

A Cadburys dairy milk family pack. A platter full of beef dragon. A platter full of pineapple cheese cubes, A sex on the beach fountain.

18.Who was the last person who made you mad?


Paz vega. Madly in love!!!

19.Who was the last person who made you smile?

Caesar barking at roaming goats in the neighbours compound 2 minutes ago.



oh And i tag Another blogger! No expectations at all :)


















Sunday, December 28, 2008

Rosebud.


ok this is our second own composition which turned out to be a hit atleast in our college. It tells the true story of one of our band mates. the song is quite simple and im guessing thats one of the reasons why everyone likes it. this is the link to the song video.



SITTING IN THE LAST BENCH
YOU WERE WALKING UP TO ME
SMILING AT ALL YOUR FRIENDS
AND THAT’S WHEN I KNEW.....

ROSEBUD CANT YOU SEE
I’M IN LUVE
IN LUVE WITH YOU!

ROSEBUD
ARE YOU BLIND
WELL SO AM I
COS I’M IN LUVE
IN LUVE WITH YOU…

A CHANCE WAS ALL I NEEDED
TIME WITH HER ALONE
TRIED CALLING UP TO ASK HER
BUT SHE JUST BLEW ME OFF...

WELL WHY SHOULD SHE
TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE
WHEN I AM HERE
IN LUVE WITH YOU

ROSEBUD
ARE YOU BLIND
WELL SO AM I
COS I’M IN LUVE
IN LUVE WITH YOU

BY THEN I GOT DESPERATE
TIME WAS RUNNING OUT
I WAS LOSING HAIR
HAD TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC

AND SO I PROPOSED
SHE DISPOSED

AYYO….!!!





ROSEBUD
ARE YOU BLIND
WELL SO AM I
COS I’M IN LUVE
IN LUVE WITH YOU…


This is anoda hilarious video of the band doing a jet cover, which some ppl [;)] sed they liked.

p.s : All videos are of 3 years back. Hence be nice!

I'm watchin u...


This award is given to a blog that invests and believes in PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time and relationships! These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award.

I won!! I won!! I won!!

* I have an award. Na na na nah nah! *
* U dont have one.Na na na nah nah! *
[repeat whole 4 times with F#sus2 and Cmaj7 chords alternating]

okok im calm!

My acceptance speech:

I thank another blogger for finally recognizing talent in this dog eat dog world. I thank Caesar for giving me material to write. The award looks real nice, though its not in English. I'm guessing it says "keyzer soze's blog is 'credited' to be the mo
st inspiring, brilliant, outstanding, amazingly mind blowing and marvelously intellectual blog in the planet approximately". I dedicate this award to Caesar, Tiger(my previous dog), Chippu 2 ( my dog before that) and Chippu (the one before that) and world peace.

ok guess wat. I'm keeping it. I'm not givin it to 8 losers at all. I need some time to figure out who deserves this and all. Lest some unworthy buffoon shall make a big deal of it [:-)]. So everyone start becoming good now! [:P]