Saturday, October 11, 2008

23 Things I learnt on 11th October 2008....




1) Its my birthday! Im turning 23.

2) Its not a big deal....... Nobody cares!

3) I couldn’t be more depressed.....

4) Frankie munz, Luke pritchard, Daniel Radcliffe are younger than me. They are millionaires, they are famous, they get laid on a daily basis…..I don’t!

Friday, October 10, 2008

my cousin delivered!


my cousin sis delivered [refer previous post] :

case summary :

it was a LSCS delivery [mother is a previous caesarian], no complications for the mother.
Baby boy 2.9 kg delivered at 1.35 pm on the 10th of october 2008. APGAR score of 9. no complications whatsoever. Baby cried soon after birth. Meconium and urine were passed within 24 hours. The child was given 0 dose of BCG and OPV vaccination. The parents were advised about the dates of the next dose.


other notes : its a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gagan's got a younger bro![ all blog readers are expected to clap at this point.] So its official..gaathi's gonna die of an accumulation of minor myocardial infarcts to be accumulated over the years starting tomorrow! I hear gagan is ecstatic, and he had been jumping around home crying, "Ossum, Ossum" [his version of 'awesome'] since 2 o clock today.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

naay i'm not gone yet! [:)]

just wanted to put up this foto of my room which i hope is self explanatory of my current state of affairs :p.s : U may click on the foto if yure jobless ;)
see comments section, just in case....u cant figure.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

i QUIT.

i just realised there is something called as a bad doctor.

i just realised bad doctors could kill people either by doing something wrong, or

not doing something right or

not doing anything at all.

i just realised if things go this way, im all set to be the worst doctor anyone could ever find. so i decided to quit.

fuck the wheel! the internet is the man's biggest fukin invention ever. I cant stress this point enough.but it can wait. i quit fooling around. im getting married to my studies.. hopefully next year, same time, ill be back with a post "how i survived med school" which ill be writing from the u.s. [:)] yea rite.

tc. ill be back soon. Wish me luck.

Kerala Police rocks!!!






This post is about the trip i made with my dad to cochin and back. Yea the

same one when he reviewed 'Avial', and said how they should be castrated and all.[refer previous post] The details of the trip follows:


Trivandrum to Cochin.

I drove

Total time taken : 3 hours 30 minutes

Total speeding tickets : none

Details about the trip : If dad cursing my rash driving every 5 mins is not considered an event, the journey was uneventful.


Cochin to Trivandrum


Total time taken : 5 hours 30 minutes

Total speeding tickets : one

Details about the trip :

dad snatched the keys from me after the marriage, and told me he had enough of my stupid driving.

“U can have my car, when u learn to drive like a grownup”

So off we went...

dad killed 5 people, well almost. 2 with a heart attack. He got 4 middle fingers from drivers of incoming vehicles,1 from a cycle rider.. All this while, he acted cool like nothing happened. And I was playing my ‘silent rebel’ game too.

There’s this stretch of road from cochin to chertala; which is like the best 400 metre stretch in the indian national highways. If there was an award for the best 400m stretch in Indian national highways, this stretch would really have got that award for the best 400 m stretch in the indian national highways. :) Anyone who doesn’t do a 120 here should be a fukin retard!!! ok this road takes a slight turn when it nears a tree, and voila .... there they are. the kerala police with a big radar contraption they borrowed from the russians or something. It looks like the big bomb in the 'broken arrow' movie. U should have seen me do the funky chicken when my dad took out 300 rs and staggered back to the police jeep. They said he had a 102 goin on a 70 km/hr road and even said an educated grownup like him should be setting an example instead of fooling around like this. 70 km/hr on that road!!!! They gotta be kiddin. But I dint mind. I was trying to hold myself from jumping on to the khaki clad inspector and giving him a kiss on the cheek.

The rest of the journey was pretty uneventful even if dad cursing my stupid driving is considered as an event. Oh yeah the avial review happened somewhere on the way too.

As I steered the car into the lane that leads to my home [refer previous post], my dad said “you can have my car when your house surgency starts; I’ll have yours”. I just said “Ok”. I was still on the silent rebel thing.


Wednesday, October 1, 2008

BACKSEAT DRIVER


this is the new song that my band composed. ill post the youtube link soon. so u can hear it. the songs called:

BACKSEAT DRIVER

and not taxi driver!!! we performed this last week in college and this fat bastard came to me after the show and said, "dude, your new song TAXI DRIVER rocks ". My college sucks mann! [:(]









1

We were out for a drive , these 3 assols n me.
When all of a sudden-there was this breeze.
Which swept us right off our feet.
She was tense, yeah kinda made some sense
his mouth was open,he was dumb.

And he was jerking off too.

But then I stepped in and said.
“come to pappa, baby”[2]

said these words as sweet as I could.
“come to pappa, baby”[2]

Chorus
I’m the back seat rider!
Hands on the boot, foot on the wheel

I’m the backseat driver!


Im the backseat rider
Face in the seat, wait for the beat
i'll drive u in the back seat

2
Here we go, You on top .back n forth n round n out.
We’ll make it fast or take it slow
we'll make it take it the way u want it.

keep your toes on the roof,lemme try something new

Cuz we did all your fantasies

but not even one of mine.

Now that im on top of you

“does it feel good baby” [2]
Now that im inside you
“does it feel good baby” [2]

bridge

i can feel it now
i am inside you
can u feel it now
where the hell are you!


Now we’re kissing, huggin n doin things that ‘lovers’ do

She said, "I[ve] been hugged, been kissed

But ain't no other boy, make me feel like this
So then she sobs and reaches for the door
And then She says "you're my sex god"

chorus